THE PROFESSIONALS



98% PURE MURPHY

$26.00 (US) * $33.00 (Can/Mex) * $36.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Behind CI5 agents Bodie and Doyle, often overlooked and underestimated, is quiet, unassuming Murphy -- Agent 6.2. With his dark good looks and sweet smile, he is often the backup that Bodie and Doyle depend upon to be there when needed. In the intriguing tales in this zine, Atropos explores the backstory, needs and desires of this most mysterious of CI5 agents, who never tells anyone his first name!



AFTER THE BATTLE

$19.00 (US) * $24.00 (Can/Mex) * $26.00 (overseas)

Type: gen

In this collection of four wonderful, heartwarming stories, written by LRH Balzer and illustrated by Warren Oddsson, you find the origins of 'The Bisto Kids,' what happens when Doyle has to deal with loneliness in his life, and later has to deal with a child-like Bodie, who is more than a handful! Come read some wonderful, between-the-episodes stories that will show you how these two men's friendship affected their partnership--for the better.



ALL THE QUEEN'S MEN

$31.00 (US) * $36.00 (Can/Mex) * $38.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

In this supernatural A/U, something is slaughtering the intelligence community in London. Cowley's request for help brings a mysterious woman from France, and Bodie and Doyle react to the crisis by growing even closer together. This story from Victoria Racklyft is lavishly illustrated by Suzan Lovett, and should have an immediate spot on everyone's zine shelf.



AND ITS BUSINESS IS JOY

$20.00 (US) * $27.00 (Can/Mex) * $30.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

This intriguing The Professionals / Star Trek (ToS) crossover novel by Elise Madrid was previously published in a Star Trek zine, but has been expanded to be Pros-centric for this publication. Bodie/Doyle, Kirk/Spock (no foursome) with a beautiful color wrap-around cover.

Bodie and Doyle are committed to each other, but struggling with the need to keep their intimate relationship a secret. On their way to a fishing trip, they stop to break up what looks like a burglary, only to find they've stumbled into something far bigger, something involving men from the future, who are struggling with an intimate relationship of their own. Each couple sees something of themselves in the other, and gain insights that help them make the most important decision of their lives -- to stay or to go.



B&D'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES

$33.00 (US) * $38.00 (Can/Mex) * $41.00 (overseas)

Type: gen and slash

Contained in one volume are all the "Quanta Leap" stories Jane Mailander has written to date. These stories, originally printed in CHALK AND CHEESE, and including one original story just for this volume, follow Bodie and Doyle as they fall asleep in their own time and wake up in another. Usually, these times and places actually exist, but sometimes they find themselves in places from literature instead. As with the "Quantum Leap" show the series was named for, Ray and Bodie become different personalities and discover they have skills they never thought possible: being a Merry Man in Sherwood Forest; being a bull leaper in ancient Crete; being caught on the Titanic just as she's about to go down... You never know where Jane is going to put them next!



BLIND RUN

Type: slash

A gathering of some of the best writers in Pros fandom today!



BRIT SHRIEK!

$23.00 (US) * $28.00 (Can/Mex) * $29.00 (overseas)
Type: slash

The Professionals meet the supernatural. This zine contains wonderful spooky and creepy stories to chill your spine!



BRITISH TAKEAWAY

These zines contain some of the best stories from some of the most respected authors in Pros fandom. Intense, well crafted and heartwrenching, British Takeaway has it all!

Type: slash, gen


CAT TALES

$26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Set against a backdrop of magical happenings and wild impossibilities, Ray Doyle discovers that he has abilities that defy the laws of nature. Dealing with being a shapeshifter is hard enough, until his lover, Bodie, scares him by making a man who dared threaten Ray simply...disappear. Wild talents can be dangerous, especially when the man displaying them growlingly insists he doesn't have them. Add in a prescient Cowley and an unruly Murphy who refuses to play by the rules and you have a thrilling mix of modern and ancient magic that will take you on the wildest ride yet!


CHALK AND CHEESE

These zines contain some of the best Pros fiction around; silly, sad, humorous and dramatic!

Type: slash, gen



CHRISTMAS LITES

$15.00 (US) * $20.00 (Mex/Can) * $22.00 (overseas)
Type: slash

Happy, joyful Christmas stories, CI5 style!



CI5 FILES RE-OPENED

$18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)

Type: gen

Now collected together for the first in one zine, all these wonderful stories written and illustrated by Anne-Marie Caluwaert show the brotherly love Bodie and Doyle have for one another and the strength of their partnership, where it's often them against the rest of the world. Don't miss this great zine!



COLLECTED PROFESSIONALS BY DARBY BRENNAN

$29.00 (US) * $34.00 (Can/Mex) * $36.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Contained in one volume are some amazing The Professionals stories deftly written by Darby Brennan. These stories, originally printed in several different zines, and including three brand-new stories just for this collection, follow our favorite CI5 agents in such tales as: George Cowley, tiring of his two top agents dancing around one another, decides to lay a trap, but will Bodie and Ray Doyle swallow the bait and react as he expects them to? -- Bodie, acting on impulse as is his wont, decides to try to seduce his partner, without thinking about the consequences. -- It is New Year's Eve and Bodie is hosting a party for his CI5 colleagues. Unlike his fellow agents, Bodie is not in a party mood and is alone, spending his time, as he spends much of his time, thinking about Ray Doyle and the feelings he has for his partner — and many more! Come join the rest of CI5 in seeing what Bodie and Ray are up to!



CONTINENTAL B&D

$26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

From Hong Kong to Washington D.C. to the ghost town of Bodie, California, and many more locations, come with Bodie and Doyle as they travel the world in this amazaing series of stories by well-known authors such as Jane, Nina Boal, Gena Fisher, Marlon, Jasper and Val DeVries, with funny cartoons by Karen Eaton. These two hot CI5 agents don't make love in every country on Earth while solving cases and saving lives, but it isn't for lack of trying!


DAYDREAMS OF A CAPTIVE SOUL

$31.00 (US) * $36.00 (Can/Mex) * $39.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Prepare yourself for the machinations of triple-think as you explore this novel by Tiger Tyger, centering on Bodie and his tragically complicated life. Besides the turmoil of pretending to be George Cowley’s lover in a situation where pretense won’t do, Bodie actually finds himself falling in love with his boss. More difficult still, Bodie must continue to deal with a curious and questioning Ray Doyle, protect his birth family from powerful enemies... all while keeping his true identity safe from the powers that be and maintaining his own sanity. All in a day’s work for CI5’s tall, dark and oh, so handsome agent.


THE DIARY

$26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Written by Setter and set off by a beautiful color cover and interior art by Bluespirit. In this absorbing novel, Bodie, an avid book collector, buys a trunk at auction. Inside is a diary, which reads like the dark thoughts of Jack the Ripper. When a series of twisted murders begins, and CI5 becomes involved, Bodie is continually drawn back to the journal for answers. Doyle is rocked by discoveries about his past, frustrated with his present, and looks to Bodie, the one person who has never let him down, for his future. Is he doomed to disappointment this time, when he needs Bodie so much?



ETERNAL RETURN

$18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

An excellent, absolute-must-read novella by Amber Skye!



HAZARDOUS FORTUNE

$26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

When Raymond Doyle unexpectedly inherits a fortune from his aunt, in this intriguing novel by Sally Fell, his initial shock soon turns to horror as he realises that the inheritance involves conditions that are impossible for him to meet. In an attempt to take control of his life before it is wrested from him by his remaining family, he leaves his home on an errand bequeathed to him by his aunt, but soon finds himself embroiled in a case of mistaken identity, a situation which is inextricably linked to a hitherto unknown cousin of his and that gentleman's unconventional connection with the enigmatic Captain Bodie. An historical novel that will pull you into a past time where a man's word is his bond, his honour must be defended at all costs, and the love that dare not speak its name must never see the light of day. Don't miss this amazing zine!



HOLIDAY SHRIEKS!

$23.00 (US) * $28.00 (Can/Mex) * $30.00 (overseas)
Type: slash

There weren't enough stories to do second issues of The Hols of CI5 and Brit Shriek!, so I combined them into one issue that has a little something for everyone!



THE HOLS OF CI5

$23.00 (US) * $28.00 (Mex/Can) * $30.00 (overseas)
Type: slash

Bodie and Doyle (and the rest of CI5) celebrate some of the most outrageous holidays you've ever heard of! Plus a few conventional ones, too.



HOUSE OF CARDS

$26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

This enthralling novel by MCK is composed of two novellas: "Ace of Spades" takes place in a South African prison camp where Bodie is being held until someone back home pays enough to ransom him. While he's waiting, he gets to know his fellow captives, and makes a deal with the devil, the camp warden, to keep a simple-minded prisoner safely out of the warden's claws and away from his voracious sexual appetites. Kept chained, and often drugged, in the warden's house, Bodie is used and raped repeatedly for months, until he is finally ransomed back to England. Determined to put it all behind him, Bodie sets up an appointment with George Cowley, who is starting a new unit called CI5. "The Joker is Wild" is set several years later, when Bodie, now a senior agent with CI5, must play bodyguard to a visiting South African dignitary who is instantly familiar to him. Doyle, who can't figure out why his partner is suddenly so angry all the time and refuses to be near the dignitary any more than necessary, and never alone, determines that he will find out the truth. Can Bodie open himself up enough to share this part of his shameful, secretive past, even with the man he loves most?


JOURNEY WEST

$29.00 (US) * $35.00 (Can/Mex) * $38.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

Written by Maiden Wyoming, this enticing story is set in the wilds of the midwest, where Bodie and Doyle are teamed up again after working separate undercover cases for several years. George Cowley has passed on and the "New Moo" is not as fond of our boys as the Cow had been. The team is sent over the pond for a very important mission, but for "security reasons" the lads are not told exactly what they are going to be doing. The mystery begins almost as soon as they land in Wyoming. With secrecy, laughter, tears, love, and the Native American mysticism that is threaded throughout, this novel will engage your interest until the very last page!



LA BATALLA ULTIMA

$23.00 (US) * $28.00 (Can/Mex) * $30.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

In this wonderful A/U novel by PJ, Dr. Raymond Doyle and his brother Thomas have been living in Mexico since before the Third World War, excavating the same ruins their father had discovered years ago. Ray must be the legs -- and whipping boy -- for his bitter, wheelchair-bound older brother until the day Thomas discovers there is something living in the ruins that promises to make him whole again. When a handsome blue-eyed, dark-haired stranger comes into town, Ray joins him in planning the defeat of whatever it is that plans to break free from the ruins after being imprisioned there for more than a thousand years. Will love truly conquer all?



LEATHER AND BLUE JEANS

There is absolutely nothing more breathtaking than seeing a crisp, sharp, hard body clothed in soft, form-fitting blue jeans and a crinkled, well-worn leather jacket. Or one man in only blue jeans while his partner wears only the leather. Add in some hot, sizzling love and you've got this wonderful zine!
Type: slash



LIFE GOES ON

$20.00 (US) * $25.00 (Can/Mex) * $27.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

In the 1980s, Kathy Keegan started a series called Gentle on My Mind, where Ray Doyle is in a major car accident and he sustains a severe head injury. The series follows his progress as Doyle grows from the mental age of a child into a teenager and finally a man once again. The gains and losses are great, but Bodie's and Doyle's deep and abiding love for each other bring them through. This novel is Chapter Six in the series, a final chapter which stands alone, written by Joana Dey with permission from Kathy Keegan. After tragedy strikes the Doyle family, Ray has to deal with the loss, while Bodie is forced to realise that Ray is at last an adult once more. It takes up where Chapter Five left off, but it is not necessary to have read the first five chapters in order to understand this one and enjoy it thoroughly. There is a short synopsis of the first five chapters at the front of the zine to acquaint the reader with how the characters came to be where they are. You'll love this great zine!



A LITTLE B & D

Type: slash

A comfy chair, some soft music, a nice cool beverage, and a little Bode and Doyle – the perfect ingredients for a cozy night in. From silly to dramatic, and everything in between, the stories in these fantastic zines follow our favorite CI5 agents and see what they're getting up to, on the streets and between the sheets!



MATES

Come see how some of the best-known writers in Pros fandom can jumpstart your heart with some stories that will send you into overdrive!
Type: slash



MORE THAN JUST A HOLIDAY ROMANCE

$39.00 (US) * $45.00 (Can/Mex) * $48.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

In this engaging slash novel by Darby Brennan, Bodie, having just had his engagement broken off, goes away for a few weeks' holiday to Ramsgate. There, he meets the owner of a high-class hotel, one Raymond Doyle, an openly gay man who obviously fancies Bodie. After a kiss, Ray vanishes for a couple of days, leaving Bodie to ponder if it's gay sex he's interested in, or Doyle in particular. He decides the latter and sets about seducing Ray. Everything is fine until Det. Sgt. Murphy arrives with a photo of a known drug smuggler, and asks Ray if he's seen the man, and Ray finds it is the man with whom he is now in love... Bodie.



MURPHY'S LAW

$23.00 (US) * $30.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)

Type: slash

From quiet, solid backup for Bodie and Doyle, to being groomed as the Cow's replacement as head of CI5, Murphy's career spans the spectrum, as does his love life. Join such wonderful authors as Jane Carnall, H. Ann Walton, Gena Fisher, Jane Mailander, Baravan and many others as they explore what goes into making up Agent 6.2, Mr. No-First-Name-Given Murphy!



NO HOLDS BARRED

When you want a zine that pulls no punches and has no limitations on its naughtiness, grab one of these!

Type: slash

  • Issue 2......$19.00 (US) * $24.00 (Can/Mex) * $26.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 4......$21.00 (US) * $26.00 (Can/Mex) * $28.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 6......$25.00 (US) * $30.00 (Can/Mex) * $32.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 10....$23.00 (US) * $28.00 (Can/Mex) * $30.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 16....$27.00 (US) * $32.00 (Can/Mex) * $34.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 20....$18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 23....$18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)


    NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT

    Labeled as "a Professionals (more or less) slash (sort of) zine," this is a collection of 13 tales, of which 8 are The Professionals and the remaining 5 are in the following fandoms: A Christmas Carol, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Original fiction, Pride and Prejudice and Star Wars. And the split between gen and slash is roughly the same, 9 slash tales and 4 gen. This zine definitely runs the gamut of best-buddies all the way up to smokin'-hot-sex, and with authors as diverse as Henry Jenkins, Maiden Wyoming, Eros, Lainie Stone and more, the diverse and amazing writing will keep you riveted to the very last page. This zine is definitely not what you expect!

    Type: 70% slash, 30% gen

    $28.00 (US) * $35.00 (Can/Mex) * $38.00 (overseas)



    OTHER TIMES AND PLACES

    Imagine Bodie and Doyle as longshore men or American spies or Roman soldiers...any time and place is fair game for these wonderful writers. If you like A/Us, then these are the zines for you!

    Type: slash

  • Issue 1......$27.00 (US) * $32.00 (Can/Mex) * $34.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 2......$28.00 (US) * $33.00 (Can/Mex) * $35.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 3......$33.00 (US) * $38.00 (Can/Mex) * $41.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 4......$27.00 (US) * $32.00 (Can/Mex) * $34.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 5......$25.00 (US) * $30.00 (Can/Mex) * $32.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 6......$18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)



    PARTNER IMPERFECT

    $19.00 (US) * $24.00 (Can/Mex) * $26.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    With gorgeous front and back color covers by KAM, this zine contains two intriguing novellas by Kyle Dixon: "Secrets" -- Pursuing arms and drug dealers was an everyday occurrence for the lads of CI5. So why couldn't they find Danny Leopard? With the help of a junkie, and a lot of luck, Bodie and Doyle close in on Leopard to end his reign of terror. But the ride is far from smooth as a shocking secret comes to light that could shatter them and their partnership. And "A Proper Weekend Off" -- A rare weekend off for the lads is wonderful until Ray Doyle returns to find out that Bodie is missing. Thinking his berk partner is only extending his weekend, Doyle isn't concerned until Bodie's abandoned car is found in the countryside some distance from London. A local robbery report and Bodie's description panics Ray and he prays he's not too late to save his beloved mate.



    THE PRIORITY SERIES

    Type: slash

    These zines contain hurt/comfort stories by such well-known authors as Jane Mailander, Elessar, James Walkswithwind, Meridian and many others. There are no death stories and happy endings are guaranteed! With original artwork and humorous cartoons, these zines will put you through the wringer, but are so feel-good, they'll put a smile on your face!

  • 1: Priority A-3
  • $22.00 (US) * $27.00 (Can/Mex) * $29.00 (overseas)
  • 2: More Priority A-3
  • $26.00 (US) * $31.00 (Can/Mex) * $33.00 (overseas)
  • 3: A Third Priority
  • $21.00 (US) * $26.00 (Can/Mex) * $28.00 (overseas)



    PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURES

    $42.00 (US) * $49.00 (Can/Mex) * $52.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    This zine contains two long novellas from two fantastic authors:

    "The Letter Box" by LilyK -- In a reworking of the movie "The Lake House," time means nothing when two people are destined to be together. Bodie and Doyle start to fall in love through the letters they're exchanging when they discover that they're really living in two different years. How could this happen and how could fate be so cruel as to allow them to find each other, yet keep them apart by this weird twist of time?

    "The Hive" by Ankaree -- Part-time cryptologist Ray Doyle refuses to have blood on his hands. When the military asks for his help to decrypt a code that would locate misplaced nuclear weapons, Doyle refuses. His life abruptly takes a drastic change for the worse when members of The Hive, a terrorist faction, break into his home and threaten his life. Suddenly it's all too clear that any blood spilled may be his own. When a military-clad man unexpectedly appears to safeguard him, Doyle has no choice but to trust the stranger. A stranger who is everything that Doyle is against... and everything he desires.



    PROFESSIONAL B&D

    $27.00 (US) * $34.00 (Can/Mex) * $37.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    To the world, Bodie and Doyle are consummate professionals -- cool, calm, capable... dangerous. But when the door to their flat closes, blocking out everything and everyone else, Bodie's black humor and Doyle's pain-in-arse rules are put away and they reveal their true hearts to each other. They're lovers in the dark, but when Cowley calls, their masks go on and they're once again deadly CI5 agents -- professional to the core. Don't miss this fascinating zine!


    PROFESSIONAL JUNKIES

    $16.00 (US) * $21.00 (Can/Mex) * $23.00 (overseas)

    Type: gen

    When you just can't get enough of Bodie and Doyle, and need another fix, turn to this wonderful zine. It won't leave you wanting!



    PROFESSIONAL MAYHEM

    $21.00 (US) * $26.00 (Can/Mex) * $28.00 (overseas)

    Type: gen

    From dangerous ops to life on the street, Bodie and Doyle, Cowley's Terrible Twins, handle themselves with sharp skills and cutting banter. Don't miss these fantastic tales by Karen Klinck!


    PROS AND CONS

    Filled with action and adventure, not to mention two hunky guys who are totally in love, what more could you ask for in a zine?

    $28.00 (US) * $33.00 (Can/Mex) * $35.00 (overseas)
    Type: slash



    THE PROS THEME ZINES

    Noel Silva has collected all of her small-run, out-of-print zines and has put them into these two impressively huge zines that will make you laugh and cry and love every moment of it. Bodie and Doyle never had it so good!

    Type: slash

  • Issue 1......$31.00 (US) * $36.00 (Can/Mex) * $38.00 (overseas)
  • Issue 2......$37.00 (US) * $42.00 (Can/Mex) * $44.00 (overseas)



    THE REMEMBER ME AFFAIR

    $30.00 (US) * $36.00 (Can/Mex) * $39.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    In this fantastic The Professionals / Man from U.N.C.L.E. crossover novel written by Ravenschild, with a color cover by Shar, an international killer and suspected THRUSH agent in Britain results in Napoleon and Illya being sent to work with the top CI5 team, Bodie and Doyle. Their investigation leads them to realize that this killer is someone from Napoleon's recent past, and Illya's not-so-recent past. And complicating things, Illya and Bodie have a bit of history, themselves. Don't miss this wonderful zine!



    SCARS

    In this first-time novella by Deveroux Dan, Bodie suffers from deep psychological wound from his turbulent past. Ray thinks the truth will set his partner free. Through a series of adventures and emotional confrontations, their relationship is strengthened and defined. Hurt/comfort and lots of sex in a great story!

    $18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)
    Type: slash



    SECRET AGENT MEN

    From undercover ops to under-the-covers, Bodie and Doyle are the best at what they do. Whether it's a serious case or laughing, playful loving, these two secret agent men get the job done!

    Type: slash




  • SHADOWS OVER THE LAND

    $18.00 (US) * $23.00 (Can/Mex) * $25.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    A novel by Nina Boal. The lives of CI5 agents are never their own; even when they're off duty they must adhere to a certain standard. When one of the Bisto Kids is outted to the public, Cowley has no choice but to remove him from the ranks. What will this do to the relationship between Bodie and Doyle? Read this heartstopping novel and find out!



    SOUL SURRENDER

    $19.00 (US) * $24.00 (Can/Mex) * $26.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    In the heartbreaking episode "Discovered in a Graveyard," Ray is grievously wounded and lying near death in hospital. Bodie finds the person who shot him, and you next see Ray getting out of the hospital, then up and about town picking up his dry cleaning and such. But what happened behind the scenes? Who was there to force Ray to sleep when he needed it, take his medication? To basically do everything the doctor told him to? His partner. How did 24-hour-a-day contact effect these two? Read this heartwarming story about triumph over tragedy and the unstoppable force of love, superbly written by Amanda Warrington.


    WHATEVER WE ARE, YOU MADE US!

    With no death stories and guaranteed happy endings, this zine full of alternate universe Pros stories, by such authors as Maiden Wyoming, The Hag, James Walkswithwind and Elessar, will hold you spellbound until the very last page!

    $22.00 (US) * $27.00 (Can/Mex) * $29.00 (overseas)
    Type: slash



    WHO IS RAY DOYLE?

    $28.00 (US) * $34.00 (Can/Mex) * $37.00 (overseas)

    Type: slash

    Written by Darby Brennan, this intriguing novel questions Doyle's very indentity. Ray loses his memory due to a blow to the head during a case. He remembers nothing of his relationship with Bodie, but is attracted to him, and willing to go on. But when he tries to go past kissing, he cannot. His memories return. Not the ones he lost only days ago, but terrible ones he lost when he was sixteen. And that's when the trouble starts.